The Scale

A number's no good without some order behind it, so we need a scale. I've never seen a better one than the 10 point system over at BoardGameGeek, so let's just steal that one! (With a little drink-centric modification...)

• 10 - Outstanding. Always ready to drink several, expect this will never change.
• 9 - Excellent. Always want to drink.
• 8 - Very good. Like to drink, will probably suggest it, will never turn it down.
• 7 - Good. Usually willing to drink.
• 6 - Fair. Some appeal or uniqueness at least, will drink occasionally if in the right mood.
• 5 - Average. No significant appeal, take it or leave it.
• 4 - Below average. Slightly gross, could be talked into it if it's free.
• 3 - Poor. Likely won't drink this again although, again, free is free.
• 2 - Very poor. Sickening, I plan to never drink this again.
• 1 - Defies description of a drink. You won't catch me dead drinking this. Is this a joke?